Author Archives: Brad Werner

About Brad Werner

Technical Evangelist

shattered sea

shattered sea is it beyond belief that beneath this shattered sea our damage attacks the reef that supports you and me how can we not see that our greedy reach extends beneath the shattered sea our sacred pact we breach … Continue reading

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Transcript of Infographics

I transcribe infographics to text for accessibility. The transcript could be written by the original author, someone who redistributes it, a reader like your or me, or automatically transcribed by an artificially intelligent bot using techniques such as optical character … Continue reading

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how to make a grotto

How to make a grotto Perhaps you are lucky enough to have a natural stone formation that can be used as a grotto. If not, how would you go about constructing one? Here is a checklist on how to make … Continue reading

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pineapplezza

in my travels i have found some people truly care if pi are square or pi are round some people like their pi sometimes the fruity kind but people are particular about certain kinds of zza whether you spin it … Continue reading

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Finding rhymes with rhymer and grep

So when a friend asked about rhyming with taxing, I thought of a couple words, and the two other things I resort to when I cannot think of a rhyme. 1. Rhymer.com — I used to use it much more … Continue reading

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halfwich and demiwich

is a half sandwich not half of a sandwich? ambiguity makes me twitch i must know which wich is which which half of a sandwich is a halfwich? the left half of the knife or the right? not a halfwitted … Continue reading

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mad hummer

whether autumn, winter, spring, or summer some found my behavior a bit of a bummer i could have been a strummer or a drummer but they used to call me the mad hummer within my head a soundtrack always playing … Continue reading

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